Reverse Halloween worked! I came back to my dorm and found a giant bowl of candy on our counter. Due to my roommates and I, it is now half gone.
Empty wrappers. Not sure why they're back in the bowl.
Needless to say, we haven't gotten anything done in three hours. My brain is in a cloudy, sugary haze. I have been sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket, watching hulu and eating candy with Kelby since 3:30. We have tried to move or do something productive, but our minds just can't handle it right now. It's like information overload. Our cells are in hyperactive overdrive trying to rid our bodies of 10000 times more sugar than we should have eaten, and it's all our minds can do to keep us breathing and keep us from going into cardiac arrest.
Most of the conversations we've had today went something like this:
Julie: Want a jolly rancher?
Kelby: No.
Julie: But... It's a jolly rancher.
Kelby: Well... okay.
My brain is melting.
Red Jolly Rancher tongue.
We are in, you could say, a state of "candy coma" or "candy hangover". Slightly ill, headache, don't want to do anything, and you know what's causing it, but you keep going back for more. Caaaandddyyyyyy.......... We ate all the chocolate, so hopefully that'll help. How do you detox from candy? Workout? Yeah, we haven't left the room in three hours except to use the bathroom. Eat fruits and vegetables? I don't think I could cram another bite of food down my throat if I tried. Drink water? Same issue. Stop eating it? Well....
Kelby and I just decided we are going to go to the gym in twenty minutes. Or maybe half an hour. Sometime soon! We'll like, work out and stuff. Hopefully I won't throw up. That would be embarrassing. And very, very colorful.
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