Sometimes I worry about you...

Today I recorded some of the random funny things my roommates said to each other. They may not make sense out of context, but then again they didn't make much sense in context either.

This is what a typically day in my dorm sounds like:

"I've spit on you before, did you notice?"

"...You have?"

"Yeah."

"...EW! You're a jerk!"

"Will somebody take a picture of me in front of the fridge?"

"I WANT to DO a scorpion pose! Somebody! You just click the button! PLEASE."

"Thanks for thinking of me... Next time, MUG HIM. For his heelies."

"I love him. He's the Biebster. My JB. My J-dawg. My Biebee doll."

"...Sometimes I worry about you."

"Shantel. We do not CRY over Justin Bieber."

"He's in love with a stripperrrr... Her name is Shantel and she strips very we-ell. (This one was sung.)"

"I'm just gonna rub my body all over Kelby."

"Don't shimmy on me!"

"They're jumping on each other again, aren't they."

"I'm gonna go clean my room."

"I'm gonna go shave my back."

"You type like a chicken."

"I do not... I'm an ANGRY chicken."

Shantel pretends to cry almost every day.

"Sniff sniff... Something smells like burrito..."

"Maybe it's this burrito."

"Hmm, maybe."

"I love the baby ducks by the pond."

"Me too. I love them. I WANT TO MARRY THEM."

"You are about to get unfriended."

"You can't unfriend me! I'm your roommate!"

"I just need someone to eat with."

"Oh, 'cause we're not sitting in the same room."

Whenever someone leaves: "Always remember who you are; don't let it get you down! Bring back boys."