Life is stressful, and we all need a good laugh every now and then. To help you do that, here are some classy science jokes. If you don't get them, it's okay; take a chemistry class and then come read them again. I'm like, in college and some of them still took me awhile to understand...
Q: If a bear in Alaska and a bear in Yosemite both fell in the water, which one would dissolve faster?
A: The one in Alaska, because it's polar.
Confucius say... Man who breathe, inspire. Man who do not breathe, expire.
