Showing posts with label Frant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frant. Show all posts

Friday, November 18, 2011

Frant

Frant [frant] noun: loud, declamatory, complaining, or extravagant speech, occurring on a Friday. See also: complaint, tirade, vociferation.

Frant posts are dedicated to you, dear readers. They are the things that everyone complains about throughout the month, but never has anyone to complain to. Some are funny, some serious, some awesome, and some just plain stupid.

  • The good news is, we still have running water. The bad news is, it's all cold. The worse news is, the heat is off.
  • I just want to tell him, 'I'd love to stay and chat, but I hate you.'