Dynamic Human Architecture

...I'm not even sure what to say about this. Yep, that's me. Laying in a parking lot. I am "planking".

"Dynamic human architecture" is merely a formal term for "planking". And "planking" is merely a formal term for "laying on random objects because you're bored".

How did planking come to be? Probably the same way saggy pants came to be. Some random person on the street was saggin' their pants, laying on the ground on their face (in Australia, where planking originated. Probably because "Australia, as everyone knows, is populated by criminals" who probably think it's cool), and someone was like "Oh that looks cool! I think I'll join in!" And pretty soon, it's a global epidemic.

Males are known as "plankers" and females are "planketts".

National Planking Day is May 25. On this day, thousands of plank-ers world-wide will rise up to the challenge and lay down. The more incongruous or unusual the spot, the better. You can earn "plankitude" points for more daring planks, but remember, practice safe planking.