Today was a Potter Tale

Just for fun. A Harry Potter version of "Today was a Fairytale" by Taylor Swift. I recommend you play that song in the background and loudly sing these lyrics over the top of it. 

Today was a Potter tale
The Dursley's are a mess
I used to be a muggle in distress
Gave me a cake and my wizardry confessed

Today was a Potter tale


Today was a Potter tale

Today was a Potter tale
The cat lady's a Squib
Hermione got petrified
A bludger hit my face

And we rode some hippogriffs
Today was a Potter tale

Time slows down
When the time-turner's around

Can you feel this magic in the air?
It must have been the way Cho kissed me

Found some nargles when I saw you standing there
Must have been the way
Today was a Potter tale

It must have been the way
Today was a Potter tale

Today was a Potter tale
These Portkeys 
Take me to World Cups and graveyards
Wormtail's not a rat

and Voldemort is back
Today was a Potter tale

Today was a Potter tale
All that I can say
Is now Dobby is so much free-er

Ron was snogging Lavendar all over the place
Today was a Potter tale

Time slows down
When the time-turner's around

Can you feel this magic in the air?
I'm so glad the Snatchers missed me
Jumped in the pond when I saw the sword in there
It must have been the way
Today was a Potter tale

It must have been the way
Today was a Potter tale

Brief musical interlude. 

Fawkes flies down
When Dumbledore's around
You can't see me with
My invisibility cloak
I can't stop laughing
At Fred and George's jokes

But can you feel this magic in the air?
Can't believe that knife hit Dobby
Fell on my knees and Ron began to swear
It must have bloody been the way...

Can you feel this magic in the air?
It must have been the way Ginny kissed me
Fell in love and I hope Ron doesn't care
It must have been the way
Today was a Potter tale

Today was a Potter tale

The end. I'm awesome.