On a Scale of One to.....

Punny sayings.... They're better in a Utah accent. 
On a scale of one to Harry's godfather, how serious are you? Dead Sirius.
On a scale of one to the beach, how sure are you? 
On a scale of three to the Beatles, how much do you want to hold her hand? Live performance.
On a scale of one to pi, how much of a sweet tooth do you have? 
On a scale of two to right angle, how attractive was he? Super acute.

On a scale of 1800s to BYU-Idaho, how old-fashioned are you?
On a scale of one to Lord of the Rings, how much did you walk today? 
On a scale of one to Adele, how tough was your breakup? 
On a scale of one to Voldemort, how awkward was that hug? 
On a scale of two to Spongebob, how ready are you?
On a scale of -4 to Twilight, how awful is your love story? 
On a scale of one to Colin Creevey, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter? 9 and 3/4. 

On a scale of one to Taylor Swift, how vengeful are you? Better than revenge. 
On a scale of two to Gotye, how much road rage do you have? 

On a scale of one to Squidward, how short are your shorts? 

On a scale of Justin Bieber to cheese-grater, how bad was that song?

On a scale of zero to first world, how bad are your problems?

On a scale of one to peeing your pants, how funny am I?