Long Hair Problems

A few days ago I got a hair cut. (Just a single hair...) Except it was more of a trim than a cut. Which is why I can't be offended that no one is complimenting my haircut. Maybe if I cut it short, people would notice. It would solve a lot of problems. It's rough having long hair:
Cars: Some strand or another gets shut in the closing door, and in the seatbelt. It feels like the car is trying to eat your luscious locks for lunch.

Except normally the very ends get stuck. I'm not sure why this girl's head was so close to the door in the first place. 

Wind: Yeah, hope your hair is in a ponytail, or you aren't going to be able to see or breathe until you get back inside. And forget about your good hair day. 

Sometimes I accidentally breathe in my hair...

Shampoo: Not only do you have to use twice as much shampoo to simply clean your hair, but conditioner? I use gallons of it every year. 

This is about how much I use in a week. 

Drains: Clog twice as fast. And then the poor maintenance guy has to come at 11 o' clock at night because your drain isn't draining and the water is overflowing and pull a nasty clump of 6 girls' hair out of the pipe works. 


Hair brush: You have to clean it out every single day... But what I wonder is, how is it that I'm not bald if I lose so much hair every single day?


Ballroom: It's a lose-lose situation. If your hair is down, the guys are going to be accidentally pulling on it the entire dance. If your hair is up, when you spin, your ponytail will whack the guys in the face with the strength of "10,000 horsewhips". 

I promise it wasn't intentional, regardless of the smile plastered on my unassuming face. 

I'm sure there are other problems I haven't mentioned. It's rough having long hair. So why not cut it short, you ask? Well.... I'm a little bit emotionally attached to my problems. Long hair included.