This weekend, my best friend and I took a "roadtrip" from Salt Lake to Rexburg to attend a friend's mission farewell. While on the freeway nearing Blackfoot, we saw a sign for a "Potato Museum". We were enthralled with the grand opportunity to become enlightened on some of the enriching culture of Idaho, and so quickly detoured from our route, throwing all thoughts of itinerary to the wind.
We pulled into your parking lot almost overcome with joy and the prospect of potato souveniers. After taking some pictures near your giant buttered potato, we gleefully neared the door. Our happiness, however, turned to chagrin, as we saw that you are closed on Saturdays in the winter months. I must ask: Why would you do that?? Our once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to visit what may be the greatest museum in the world was cruelly snatched from our fingers. With great dismay, but no vintage potato posters, we returned to our vehicle and morosely drove away. I just wanted to inform you that this was a great disappointment to the both of us, and you lost at least.... like, 80 cents of revenue that afternoon.
Sincerely,
An extremely disappointed client.
P.s. I still really like potatoes....
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| Look how happy we were before your cruel tricks.
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