Frequently Asked Questions*
- Where is Provo? Well, you know in the movie Enchanted when they're trying to figure out where Andalasia is? Giselle says it's "just beyond the meadows of joy and the valley of contentment". That valley? Utah Valley. Provo is at the very heart of this valley, aka "the double bubble".
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| And for those of you who haven't seen Enchanted, here is a map. |
- What is BYU? BYU is a university in Provo. Full name: Brigham Young University. It is a private university owned and run by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka Mormons). There are about 30,000 students... 22% of them are married (guaranteed to be the attractive 22%).
- What is the Honor Code? The Honor Code, also known as the Higher Law, is a set of rules that BYU students have to follow or they get kicked out of school. Basically, it means we don't cheat, have sex, do drugs, drink alcohol, or have fun. Just kidding, I am having the time of my life at BYU. We just aren't supposed to do stupid things.
- Why are you so funny? Actually, I'm just really mean and people think I'm kidding so they think I'm hilarious.
- How can I be like you? You can't. Sorry, but it's the cold, harsh truth. Genius like this isn't learned; it's born.
- Are you single? Moot point - I'm going on an LDS mission.
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| Probably only cats will ask that one anyway. |
*I have never actually been asked anything. Except in physics class when I don't know the answer.
